Dear Binary Heartfelt Discombobulation #10976

Dear Binary Heartfelt Discombobulation,

I’ve been waiting for Google’s automated, driverless vehicles for at least as long as I’ve been experiencing dropped cell coverage in Metro’s tunnels, and perhaps even as far back as my first beltway traffic jam.

Unrelated, today during lunch my food and drink was swarmed by ants in just a few minutes.

– R, Thursday July 23, 2015

Dear Binary Heartfelt Discombobulation #10975

Dear Binary Heartfelt Discombobulation,

I’ve come to occasionally expect the unexpected when walking into a room, but until today I thought the odds of seeing Ted Cruz DJ a LGBT wedding inside a Hobby Lobby were about the same as walking into an auditorium and seeing a grown man rap about Drupal.

Unrelated, today I wore corduroy pants.

– R, Wednesday, July 22, 2015